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Whacking or Getting Whacked - We've Got Rules

Of course, there is no whacking allowed in heaven. You can't get in if your soul is still capable of whacking somebody. But what if you whacked somebody in the Trench, or if you got whacked yourself? Here are some Lower East Side rules to help.

BTW: The Lower East Side is as close to Uptown as anybody gets who ever whacked anybody.

Commandment VI

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Rules About Whacking

Thou shalt not kill.

Some people translate this to read thou shalt not murder, leaving it open for all kinds of other life-taking actions they might feel is justified.

Nope -- it's kill... nobody should whack anybody, for any reason.

 

   

Permission to Whack Somebody

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I don’t tell anybody to whack anybody, for any reason.  If somebody tells you I said they gotta whack you before they can get into heaven, they’re lying.

--- BG

   

Whacking and Free Will

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I could whack ‘em, in the old days, we used to call it smite back then, but that gets beyond the free will thing.  Better to make an example of somebody.

--BG

   
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