Wings
The angels in the Lower East Side don't have wings. We joke around that it's because we're infantry here, not air force.
If we really feel the need to fly someplace, and we don't want to hassle with the security lines and baggage check-in, we can rent one of those little jetpack deals like Q (who is Uptown by the way) used to give James Bond.
Truth is, we don't really need to fly anyplace. We just think about where we wanna be and Shazam! The guys in the Uptown Angel Squads still have real wings, though. The sight of 'em just gives comfort to a lot of people.
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