Age Rule #99 - Surprise Me
If you choose this option, every morning at 4:00 am HST, you become some random age. We picked this time because it's a couple hours after the bars close and you're less likely to be "in the middle of something."
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You lost your last name on the way here. Your new last name (if you want one) is the city where you got whacked. We've got a lotta guys named Detroit and Chicago.
Luckily for us, most of the Vinnies and Tonys went to The Other Place, so it's not nearly as confusing as it could be.
--Teddy Leadville
If you choose this option, every morning at 4:00 am HST, you become some random age. We picked this time because it's a couple hours after the bars close and you're less likely to be "in the middle of something."
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