Can I Have Sex?

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Q: I'm pretty sure I'm headed up instead of down but I have one question. Can I have sex up there? -- Edie, East of Eden

A: This is the first freakin' question most people (and critters) ask when they get here. You gotta be kidding. This is Heaven after all. We usually call it "being in the middle of something."

Example:

Bob - "Hey, Tom, wanna go drive a Ferrari?"
Tom - (panting) "Later, I'm, uh, in the middle of something."
Bob - Wink, nudge

The Other Place handles this a bit differently.