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FAQs --Existential Questions What Gives with Real Dogs?
What Gives with Real Dogs?
Q: A lot of cats around here but not many dogs, and when we do see a dog it's one of those little rat-things or a floor fuzzy. What gives? -- Nathan from Norman, Oklahoma
A: Most of the real dogs (Labs, Collies, Anatolians, etc...) go straight Uptown when they pass. A few of those little things make it, but not many because they're too damned bossy. They're actually pretty lucky to make it here to the Lower East Side. A few years back, a bunch of celebrities petitioned to make sure their little furballs went wherever they did. But since most celebrities end up in the Other Place, BG thought that it wasn't fair to the dogs... even if they were bossy little bitches.
* Sailor the Dog is a professional actor, don't try this at home.
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