How'd You Get This Job?
Q: Hey, Teddy. How the heck did you, of all people, get this job? -- Ben Bob in Bakersfield
A: Funny you should ask.
Q: No, really...
A: Really? OK, first of all, in first-life I had to get a degree in smart-ass.
Q: Then what?
A: Then I got whacked, dummy, and sent up here.
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