Questions About Teddy
People seem to have a lot of questions about Teddy. We'll pass them along, and if he feels like it, he might answer a few.
How'd You Get This Job?
Q: Hey, Teddy. How the heck did you, of all people, get this job? -- Ben Bob in Bakersfield
A: Funny you should ask.
Q: No, really...
A: Really? OK, first of all, in first-life I had to get a degree in smart-ass.
Q: Then what?
A: Then I got whacked, dummy, and sent up here.
When You Gonna Let Us Out?
Q: Teddy, when the heck are you gonna let us out? -- Elvis from Your Basement
A: When leopard skin couches come back in style, E. Or is it zebra?