Messenger
Messengers are peeps and critters up here who pass along orders from BG. Like a bunch of other things up here, messengers came about because of one of Teddy's screw-ups. BG used to just drop ideas in our heads, you know, clean and simple. Then Teddy started thinkin' that these were his own ideas. Hah! Now, we have a formal process.
Lots of different messengers up here but the two most popular are mangy yellow cats and bicycle messengers. Basic thing is that mangy yellow cats require a certain attitude and bicycle messengers require Spandex™ encased glutes. For some reason Teddy thinks that the mangy yellow cat living on top of his refrigerator is the only mangy yellow cat around. ---- "Sheesh!" said the cat.
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